June 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you,...
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January 2010
2 posts
3 tags
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
– Fair Weather, Dorothy Parker
2 tags
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And...
– Dorothy Parker
December 2009
3 posts
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went,...
– Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the...
– Dorothy Parker
October 2009
1 post
There’s little in taking or giving
There’s little in water or wine...
– Coda, Dorothy Parker
September 2009
7 posts
If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the...
– Frustration, Dorothy Parker
I shall come back without fanfaronade
Of wailing wind and graveyard panoply;...
– I Shall Come Back, Dorothy Parker
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
– Dorothy Parker (via tryphena) (via obliteratedheart) (via atoms)
Four be the things I’d have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and...
– Dorothy Parker